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lulz-time:

 
i didnt ask for a blow up doll

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lulz-time:

 

i didnt ask for a blow up doll

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Tagged: PugsFunny

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I cannot think of a single reason in which Harry Dresden working with the Avengers wouldn’t be AWESOME.

pilgrimkitty:

SO SO AWESOME.

Just the snark between Harry and Tony alone…

harry would geek out and be asking for autographs…. just like Coulson.

Tagged: The AvengersHarry DresdenTony Stark

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Best Kiss 2012: Vote for Robert and Kristen →

somelostbliss:

Tagged: MTVbest kiss 2012giff

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freyja713:

amnesiques:

becausehiddles:

Best friend: Loki

Lover: Steve

First kiss: Loki

Enemy: Tony

Cockblocked by: Natasha

Killed by: Thor

Best Friend: Thor
Lover: Bruce Banner
First Kiss: Steve
Enemy: Steve (??? WAS THAT KISS A LIE STEVE) 
Cockblocked by: Natasha
Killed by: Natasha (COME ON MAN) 

Best Friend: Loki

Lover: Thor

First Kiss: Hawkeye

Enemy: Hawkeye (do we get to have hatesex?)

Cockblocked By: Captain America

Killed By: Black Widow (but Natasha whyyyyyyyyyy?)

Mine was actually pretty awesome.

Best Friend: Black Widow

Lover: Hulk

First Kiss: Thor

Enemy: Loki

Cockblocked by: Black Widow (she’s that backstabbing friend! I knew it…)

Killed By: Iron Man (I guess I was on the wrong side of civil war?)

Tagged: The Avengersmemeclick and drag

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Watch: ‘Saturday Night Live’ hilariously spoofs ‘The Hunger Games’

Watch: ‘Saturday Night Live’ hilariously spoofs ‘The Hunger Games’

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freyja713:

Phantom napping and just being generally cute.

Hehehe little does he know what will happen to him on Thursday!! Watch out Phantom, the kids are coming to play wif yoooooour nose! Oh wait, that’s me. Well, the kids too!!

Tagged: LPHorseMustangPhantom

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This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.
— Gary Provost (via mycrofts)

Tagged: Sentences

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lekinkytwilighters:

- How do I even begin to explain Bella Swan?

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Tagged: New MoonBella SwanMean Girls

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

gvven:
omg did someone fatbooth a horse icant breathe
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

gvven:

omg did someone fatbooth a horse icant breathe

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Tagged: horsefatfunnyphotoshop

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Little, Brown "Hosts" huge names in the book world. →

Little, Brown, an imprint of Hachette Book Group, published the Twilight saga, by Stephenie Meyer and Angel Experiment by James Patterson. Now they have J. K. Rowling… three huge names in the world of YA books. And those were only the first three I could think of. Random house and Scholastic had better watch their backs. Rowling’s new book will be for adults. How do we feel about that??? :)

Tagged: booksJ.K. RowlingStephenie MeyerPublishing

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